The smartass side of Stephen Hawking in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:

J.O. - You stated that could be an infinite number of parallel universes. Does that mean that there was a universe out there where I’m smarter than you?

S.H. - Yes, and also a universe where you’re funny.



I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made